School Moments

Hi! Reenika here, again. Today I am going to tell you about my funny school moments you can relate to.

Moments in std. 2

1. Honeybees!

When I was in std. 2, this really funny thing happened in school.

It was the second last period (I guess) and our classteacher, Shashi miss was teaching us english. We were all bored. But suddenly, a maid came running and told 'There is a beehive in the school. The honeybees can come!'

Panic rose in the class.

'Don't worry, I am closing the door.' Shashi miss said, and closed the door. We were back to the boring lecture.

While we were engrossed in what miss was teaching, suddenly the honeybees came in from the gap of the door. We all screamed, half happy and half scared. Fortunately, the honeybees didn't bite anyone, but I still remember the moment and find it very funny.

Moments in std 3-4

2. Scolded

This thing happened during the starting of std.4 (April). Our friend Manasi was leaving the school, so she asked us to accompany her to tell the news to our favourite teacher, Sunita miss. We totally agreed. So after lunch, I, Tanmayee, Shragvi and Manasi went to the ground floor and into Sunita miss' cabin.

We told her and she was totally shocked. She talked with us, but then the bell rang. We didn't want to hurt Sunita miss' and Manasi's feelings, so we didn't hurry. After we took some photos, we bolted upstairs. We were 15 minutes late. We timidly entered the class.

'Where were you?' Our Science teacher, Rekha miss asked angrily.

No one spoke. The four of us were staring at the floor. I knew that keeping quiet wasn't the solution. Finally, I got the courage to speak up: 'Miss, Manasi is leaving the school, so we were telling Sunita miss.'

'You could have told later also! She is not leaving the school today. You are very late, and I was explaining a very important notice. I am not going to explain it again! Go ask, your partners. SIT DOWN! stupid girls.' Rekha miss said.

I could die of embarrasment at that moment.

3. Swallowed an eraser!!??

This moment happened with my friend Tanmayee, and her partner Arham. This paragraph is also written by her:

It was the last class of the day in Std 4. As usual, it was some SUPERboring class going on. One of my friends - Arham, who was sitting beside me, was busy fidgeting with his eraser. The next moment, he was tapping on my arm in alarm and trying to speak something. He continued doing that for some time. I thought he had lost his mind or something. So I asked him, "Have you lost your MIND?? Or have you lost your VOICE?!?!?!". So he tried to explain it to me by acting. First he pointed at his pouch, then he took out another eraser from it, and then he pointed at his mouth. I stared at him confused. Finally, I got the hint. "You swallowed the eraser!?!?!?!?", I sputtered. Fortunately, he hadn't swallowed the eraser, but it had got stuck in his throat. I quickly told it to our teacher and she took him to the nurse room. By then, everyone was staring at me and started whispering questions to me. I quickly recalled the things which he was doing while fidgeting with that eraser. I suddenly remembered everything. 'He was fidgeting with his eraser. At one point, he suddenly clapped his hand to his mouth - as if he was surprised about something. He had that eraser in that hand itself. So maybe, that was how that eraser went there.', I thought. And that's what exactly happened. But thankfully, the nurse took out the eraser just in time. I guess he's just SUPERweird like that. Sorry, but how can a boy who swallows erasers, call himself 'PAPPU PHATAKEWALA' and eats boogers, NOT be SCHIZOID?!?!?!

4. Happy Birthday

This thing happened after our school picnic, when we were eating breakfast.

First, I need to give you all an intro. There was this boy named Abhinav, who was the leader of all boys. He came out with this really stupid idea of singing 'Happy Birthday song' when someone falls down.

There was another very naughty boy, Hriddan.

It was Saturday, but we were at school because there was a field visit. We enjoyed a lot. But after coming back, this happened.

Our school provides breakfast after field trips. Today's menu was samosa. I, Tanmayee and Shragvi were sitting on the first bench. After eating, I got up, tripped on something and fell down!

The boys started singing, 'Happy Birthday.'

I got up. Our classteacher, Kiwi miss scolded the boys. But then we noticed that there was a string of sweatshirt tied at my foot so that I tripped and fell. All eyes turned towards Hriddhan. He had done that.

But I was happy, because I didn't get hurt, and Hriddhan was scolded. Most of all, I was happy because miss scolded the boys for singing 'Happy Birthday.' Now you tell me, who sings happy birthday when someone falls down, huh?

5. Can't a boy and a girl be friends?

Whenever I recall this incident, I become very angry.

The thing was, I, Shragvi, Varad and Shambhavi were in the same bus. We enjoyed talking to each other, Varad cracked jokes and we also played bingo. Now there was a girl from our class (can't expose her name. Let's call her 'A') A was really very bad.

There were also two very naughty eight-graders in our bus (lets call them X and Y) 

X and Y started making fun that I and Varad like each other. We ignored them all day, but then A also started doing that. She started writing 'R heart V' on the fog which collected on the bus windows with her friends. We were outraged by that. But soon, we started ignoring her.....

6. To the principal mam??

This thing happened with me and Tanmayee. I was behind her in the assembly line. We were very much bored, so we both started talking.

Suddenly, our co classteacher, Zeba miss came and told the both of us: 'Go to principal mam.'

We both stared at each other, horrified.

'Aree go na, nothing will happen, I promise.' Zeba miss said.

We walked to the principal mam's cabin, and we were really very scared.

Then, Sunita miss called us: 'Not to principal mam, come here.'

We came to know that we were selected for an award. Phew! But we were scared to death when miss said, 'Go to principal mam.'

7. Annabelle

This thing happened with my bus friends, Shragvi, Varad and Shambhavi. Sadly, I was not there with them at that time.

Shragvi, Varad and Shambhavi were discussing about Anabelle.

Then suddenly, the rods which are above us to keep the bags, fell down. Thankfully, it fell on the seat where no one was sitting.

I don't believe in ghosts, but my friends still say it was Anabelle.

8. Stalkers

This is a very CRAZY thing.......

There was a boy named Shaurya in our class. I and Tanmayee thought of...... well, stealing his compass!

We all were bus students. So, on the first day of our plan, we quietly walked behind Shaurya and took out his red compass. I slipped it into my tiffin bag.

The next day, Shaurya kept asking about his compass. I and Tanmayee kept our mouths shut.

But after two days, he directly complained to miss that his compass is stolen.

I panicked. So, I quietly removed the compass from my bag and stood up.

'Is this yours?' I asked, trying to act all innocent.

'Yes!' Shaurya said. 'Where did you get it?'

'Uh..... below my bench.' I said.

So guys, these are all real moments. If you like them, I can make part 2.