Quarantine To-Do List

Keep up the valour, keep up the zeal,

Remember to finish all of my oatmeal.

Polish the silver, clean the brass,

Mow your food and chew the grass.

Stir the cheese and herbs and broccoli,

NO FACE MASKS OUT OF GUACAMOLE.

Yes, that’s right, that’s happened before,

Don’t blame me though; I was only four.

Feed the plants and water the fish,

Wash the floors, sweep every dish,

Wait, one second, I’m not used

To doing these things… I’m a little confused.