Balderdash

"What on Earth! Balderdash" 

"It's real! It's a...a UFO! Literally!"

"What Balderdash. That is nonsensical talk is what is"

"No! It's real. Look behind you, David. Turn back"

"Whoa. What the. Bless the Saints. Bless the living saints!"

David made his way under the trees towards the UFO. He bumped his head on the UFO, almost lost control of his consciousness, and charged inside the so-called "real UFO" excitedly. Hardly had Nate stepped in when blue light shot out of some part in the UFO, and they found themselves in outer space. With Aliens. 

"Hi!" said it. 

"Flapdoodle. Bunkum. Baloney. RRRUBISH! What are you? A human in disguise?!" Said, David.

"No, I'm an alien and I'm here to eat you."