Sick

Engaging in humorous banter,

Do you have a brain tumor, or are you just a ranter?

Instead of passing notes with pencils so sly,

Apologies for not knowing about your tonsils, oh my!

Speaking of truths without any restraint,

Will it lead to a heart attack, leaving you faint?

Claiming to sit upon a throne so grand,

It's more like a kidney stone, I understand.

Reliant on medications to survive each day,

Unfazed by the sins that come your way?

What kind of oxygen do you choose to intake?

Cigarettes by the lake, a risky mistake?

Staring at me with a smile that's clearly fake,

Be careful where you tread, bones may break.

Owning a school through the force of money's might,

Concealing deadly poisons under sweet honey's delight.

Strutting the runway like a catwalk diva,

Take it easy, or you'll get a leg cramp, believer!

A heart full of hatred, burning with furious ire,

You're scarier than a vampire, that's for sure.

Claiming to be a healthy chick, it's quite the trick,

When you're constantly sick, your health takes a hit.