Oh! These Grammarly Puns

Wren came to meet Martin extempore

‘Met a phor’ a while.

They had ‘noun’ each other

From school ada(g)es till now.

‘Simile’ were their careers

Many ‘adjectives’ could describe it.

 

Both were ‘Tharoorly’ important ‘Figures

Of speeches’ they were ‘pronoun’ for.

‘Exclamation mark’ed the reaction of the audience

Full flow like a river, only a ‘fool’ dare ‘stop.’

 

Alliterations they could in a ‘sentence’

Altercations they didn’t.

Gran(d)ma(r) came with tea

And sandwiches that cast a spell(ing)

Of magic, foodie they were.

 

They were not ‘adver(b)s’e to

Use of ‘allegory’ in their speech.

With analogy and logic

People hypnotised in a ‘comma’ by their magic.

 

‘Suffix’ to say that they are doing

‘Superlative’ in their career

Totally at ease with any ‘Subject’ or ‘Object’

Past present or future with no pre’Tense.’