Oh puberty has come

Oh, puberty has come,

I am feeling fearsome.

Everywhere growing hair, 

Oh no! I am going to look like a bear.

I am going to look smart with a long beard,

This what I have heard.

I am going to increase my height,

But I don’t want to increase my weight.

I want my face to look simple,

But I am going to get a lot of pimples.

I am going to have body odour,

I don’t want to cross the smell border.

I am going to have wet dreams,

When I wake up I am going to scream.

Oh, puberty has come,

I am feeling fearsome.