The Ultimate Reward

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. Peter Domain was at the gate waiting for them. Peter brought him to a mansion that has everything. But he brought the priest to an old shack.

Priest: I think you are a little bit mixed up, shouldn't I get the mansion. After all, I went to church every day and preached the god's word.

Peter: "Yes, that's true But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove everyone prayed. "