Stupid Little Riding Hood

This story is in the wolfs perspective as told by the wolf

Hi how are you, I am the "BIG BAD WOLF" well not exactly! Why does everyone always make me the bad guy? I'm the good guy, its just all the stupid myths that go around and it's always the "BAD GUYS" who have to tell you the truth. So, just to correct the story of little red riding hood I had to go through a lot so, please read the whole story or you will have 100 YEARS OF BAD LUCK. OK then let's start the story of the stupid Little Riding Hood.

Once upon a weird story day lived a girl named stupid Little Riding Hood who lived in a place called stupidito-lito-dito-land. OK, OK I'm not gonna be so cool, polite, classical, weird and stupid but make this fun.so, everything at the beginning of the story was true her wanting to go to her grandmother's house cookies and all that. when all that was happening I was just there. So, I knew everything. after that, something really terrible started to happen. Se started to sing and it's not true that she sang well. She sang like a mouse who has a sore throat and is diagnosed with thyroid. {I wanted to kill her}. if you would have to heart, you would also have wanted to kill her. [I BET YOU]. It was getting very annoying. Then I wanted to hide instead of killing Little Red Riding Hood. ({see I have a heart}) and the only spot I could find to hide was her grandma's house. So, guess what {*read it on the next paragraph*}

I entered the house. and as soon as I entered the house, I see an old lady grabbing an umbrella and smacking me with it {wait what, there is an old lady with an umbrella smacking me with an umbrella and I'm getting hit}. I couldn't just stand there I had to do something so, I growled but that annoying lady didn't get scared at all.'

I was about to cry. Then I had to eat her. I didn't do it on purpose, it's not my fault! But then annoying Little Riding Hood came and screamed as loud as she could, without knowing the truth that I could puke her weird grandmother out. And then the hunter came and SHOT ME DEAD

AND THAT WAS THE REAL STORY OF LITTLE RED RIDDING HOOD

P.s: I'm writing this from heaven