Of Men And Ghosts

Man1 and Man2 sat across the dining table, debating.

Man1 - "It's a sad world of superstitions how gullible people are fooled."

Man2 - "Just the other day, someone I know was tricked off a small fortune to pay the healer who convinced this person that there was a ghost in his house."

In a dark corner of the room, though there was no need for secrecy, the old Ghost of the house laughed.

Man1 - "People are weak. If you have strength in yourself, you wouldn't believe in these stupid stories."

Man2 - "You are right. Do you have a lighter?"

Man1 - "I am always right. Why do you need a lighter?"

Man2 - "To light my cigarette, of course. Oh. It's already lit. Thank you"

Ghost - "My pleasure, Good Sirs."

And with that, the Ghost blew out the candles for the night.