Bangalore, The Baby

Have you ever thought about handling or tackling a baby? Perhaps if it’s normal, you can handle by taking care of it, but if it’s a hyper you have got to hone your skills and tackle. A day stuck in traffic for lengthy hours can turn productive, when you draw these random comparisons, one among the ways to not realize losing the peak hours, when your brain functions the best, yet your existence in the city of Bangalore doesn’t co-operate. Hard to blame anyone, rather can’t find a person to be the beholder of blame. None expected Bangalore’s belly to be a rubber band, whose elasticity would embrace all our existence. With the glory of the city well known, let’s jot down the similarities with a hyperactive kid.

1. Punctuality is a must – just like how a kid can’t starve and must be timed for intake, Bangalore roads require you to time your rides and be punctual every day to start right after the first light and not when the sun comes up, for its love of hiding behind the moody clouds.

2. Weekends – Wow, time to go party? Na na na, not when you are a victim of either living in this city or having infants. Both the scenarios make you think hard, before making a move. Would it rain, would your outing be an enjoyable one or would you return back weary?

3. Patience, which is one of the most difficult chapters in life, is tested time and again, when with a baby or in Bangalore. ‘Cos a baby can’t communicate, your intuitions pick a bright spot. You ought to rack your brains to guess the need. Likewise, one who is stepping out must check the maps, take a wise decision on the route to get on with (which in multiple scenarios is just only one) to arrive in or around time. Anyone who is on the road be it on the driver’s seat, pillion or even a commuter on the bus knows the real meaning of holding up and not breaking down, starting to swear or giving up on the lost cause and just waiting for their turn.

4. One exceptional liking for baby babbles shall be compared to the weather, which the city upholds during any time of the year, BLISS!! Something that can put away your headache, when you place yourself on your sit-out with a mug of steaming coffee. 

Tough to tame and conclude on which/who can be handled better. Let the only savior for now, “Discipline” help you from any disaster.

Disclaimer: Irrespective of the content, as always expect the unexpected!!