The Biggest Fish I'd Ever Seen

I caught a big fish today,

The biggest one ever!

When I tried to take him off the hook,

He became very clever!

He tugged and pulled against the rod,

Fighting for his life.

There was no way he was going to be the dinner for tonight.

I reeled it in and reeled it in, It cut me with the drag.

The biggest fish I've ever seen but it's not polite to brag!

So in this sport sometimes

You just give the rod a whirl, and to all you fisher-man just know,

The big one was caught by a girl!