Terribly Friendzone

I was in a college together and somehow my eyes landed up seeing that beautiful girl,

I tried sitting next to her as I really don't want to miss that lovely curl.

We exchanged our number and you guys won't believe I was staring her throughout the day,

But her message replied were Ok, Hmm, Acha and yes I wasn't expecting her reply that way.

She accepted my friend request on social,

But deep inside, I was determined and I decided some or the other day

I will make this relationship official.

She puts loads of pictures of me and her on Instagram stories

And always mentioned me as a best friend forever,

I was happily texting her all the time and I never wanted to get this over.

And guess what?? We used to have a telephonic conversation till late at night.

That’s what we call true love, right?

Of course! That’s what we call true love.

Our conversations were lame/total pj and that’s what we did in overnight.

I helped her whenever she needed the most,

That’s why she considers me as a perfect dost.

She never fails to share her inside gossip and of course,

I was keen too on listening to her conversation,

Yes. I was terribly bad at something and she always used to talk about my improvisation.

AA partner will always support you,

nd she will make sure that your future will always remain bright.

But that’s what we call true love, right?

Of course! That’s what we call true love.

She always helped me during the exam and that’s what I used to write.

She took my phone and without asking me, she installed tinder application,

But deep inside, I was so upset and I removed all my frustration.

After a few days, I texted lovey-dovey words, and I was expecting her immediate reply,

She didn’t revert me for a day and possibly I thought she must be shy.

If you really love someone, then you can expect some sort of a fight,

But that’s what we call true love, right?

Yeah! That’s what we call true love.

I started missing her and our conversation used to happen once in a while.

It was her birthday and I never wanted this day to spend her alone,

I sold my kidney, and I decided to gift her an iPhone.

We went out for a movie together, long drive, dining together and unstoppable talk. It was a complete day well spent,

She whispered in my ear...Sourabh...I love you...as a friend.

She was calling me again and again and Channa Mereya was my ringtone,

I was shattered and I immediately broke my phone.

I was thinking about her all time, and I couldn't sleep that night,

That's what we call true love right?

No, that's not what we call true love. This is call friendzone,

And yes, I am terribly single, I am all alone