My Enemy

Yikes! How dare you come near me? 

I have got the most sophisticated weapons, as you can see.

If you don't retreat now, I swear, 

I will crush you under my footwear. 

Get out of my house, you troublesome pest! 

Why don't you leave me alone? Please give me some rest. 

I will kill you with my rolling pin, 

And throw your dead body into a garbage bin. 

I will feed you a cake laced with poison.

I wish I could think of a way to imprison. 

Go away, please don't test my patience. 

Though I must say I am impressed with your resilience. 

How do you manage to escape from my wrath? 

Why do you sneak when I take my bath? 

I am indeed scared to see my enemy approach. 

Don't be scared, dear readers, it's only a cockroach.