A Girls Dilemma

Bras offend

So do breasts

And what do you know

So do flat chests

 Skirts are a no-no

Because legs are bare

Jeans bhi mat pehno

Because legs are there

 What about a long skirt?

Dilemma, yaar !

consulting my book of sanskaars

 What if i cover myself

From head to toe?

*cough* secularism *cough* security *cough*

Sorry but no. 

Enough, i renounce clothing

From now i will be nude

No way! What do you think you are

A dude?