You are my friend

He is an idiot, 

But he is my idiot.

He makes me go ROFL over Coffee,

So Mr. Owner make it double,

And make it extra frothy

So that it seethes in our delight.

Don't make my cup overflow

Because with this idiot it will already

Overflow with small happiness.

I know I will hoot and snort and cackle and chuckle.

I will let his laughter fill me like a bell.

But please allow me to listen to his ringing and singing,

Because he is an idiot, 

Because he is my boon companion,

Because he is my friend 

And I want to walk with him to the end of the rope.