Punacea Of Life

There was a man named Panna Lal. He could pun ‘red’ily. His profile read as follows

Name: Pun neer Selvam aka Pannalal

Father’s name: Pundit Ponnuswamy

Mother’s name: Pun kajam

Place of Birth: Punrotti in Tamilnadu

Education Qualification: Masters in English literature from the University of Punsylvenia. Thesis was on ‘pun o graphy’ which he did incognito. He teaches punetics

Favorite breakfast: Pun with tea.

Favorite Destination: Kolkatta during Durga puja. He goes pundal hopping.

Favorite Comic Hero: Pun tom, the ghost who walks.

What he cannot do without his Apple I-phun.

Favorite music group: Car’pun’ters.

Favorite Cricketer: Ricky Ponting nickname Punter.

Favorite drink: a ‘Punt’ of beer.

Favorite fruit: Punapple.

Favorite Sport: Puntathlon

Favorite line with women: if you have the ear I have the pun.

Famous quote: the pun is mightier than the sword.

Favorite limerick

Once pannalal went to Bahama

There he met a Bohemian girl named Aloma

Exchanged puns and had lots of fun

Until so exhausted there was nothing to spun

Nostalgic About Aloma he sings oola palama

Alternate profession: If he didn’t become a teacher he would have become a carpunter. He liked the smell of paints and cars.

Life time ambition: to pun his autobiography.

His epitaph read: Here in lies Pannalal who never took punga with anyone. He took pains to elevate puns to a puntastic level. He was pun wise but pound foolish and died of puncreatic cancer. He was very punctilious in his life. As per his last wish, his body has been donated and only his puncreas is buried here.