Avishi Singh

Drama

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Avishi Singh

Drama

Kermit the Frog

Kermit the Frog

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Kermit had had a really tough day. He for sure failed his exam. His teacher refused to give any more extra credit. And getting a 20 percent up to a passing grade was gonna be difficult without another 6 extra credit assignments. His 5 old ones had been terrible. Well, the teacher had already been very generous. And his family was being very annoying too.


He wandered out to the park. He played at the playground for a little while. Then the parents started looking awkwardly at the twenty year old playing on the plastic slide.


He got up and left. Then he went to get ice cream but they didn’t have his favorite flavor. He threw a fit and was thrown out.


Finally he ended up at the library. At the library, a little kid introduced him to “Kermit the Frog.” Kermit then decided that Kermit the Frog should live the life he can’t.


He bought a dollhouse at the toy store and a Kermit the Frog stuffed toy. The shopkeeper rang up his purchases in record time to get the weird man out of his store.


Kermit got home and started playing with his newly-bought toys. He made Kermit the Frog go to school and then get an A on his test. He got home and slept for as long as he wanted to. He met a pretty frog-girl and ended up going to a party with her. She gave him some beer at the party. He really liked the taste of beer. So he drank a lot of beer. Then he couldn’t read the labels anymore so he drank some other stuff too.


He stumbled out of the party house and stumbled to a park with a transparent bottle with transparent liquid in it in hand. He didn’t even know what it was, just that it tasted a bit different from beer. And that’s how human Kermit ended up placing him on a park bench in the toy park surrounded by tiny bottles of alcohol.




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