3 Little Pigs (The Real Story)

Hi, how are you? I bet you are fine if you're not you. THEN BE HAPPY. If you still aren't happy then I bet you that you will be after reading this story. First, let be tell you that I can read your mind. And I also know why you even opened this story. And it's not because you want to read the same old story of the three little pigs but the real one. (Guess what you have been talking to the big bad wolf this whole time). Yes, you read that right I who is talking to you is the the "BIG BAD WOLF". I am not that big or bad, it's just a rumor that I am big and bad. So, let me tell you the real story of the big bad wolf

One the day this story was happening it was my birthday and my grandmother gave me a present. The present's name was hoferpofer2000bla-bla-bla-bla and I also did not have sugar to make a cake. So, I went to the first pig and just asked"can you give me some sugar and THEN MY HOFERPUFER GOT ACTIVATED and blew the house down, It was not my fault. Then I saw it, A BIG FAT AWESOME BURGER just there waiting for me eat it what would you do eat it right so I did the same. And this continued on until my name tuned into the BIG BAD WOLF.