The Exam Song

I pulled an all-dayer today,

It was rough,

Cumulative final exams are like fights in relationships,

Why must we continue to bring up the past? What's done is done.

Don't judge a book by its cover,

My math book has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it,

But I am not enjoying myself at all.

Choose a major you love,

You'll never work a day in your life,

Because that field probably isn't hiring,

When I die I want the people I did group projects,

With to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

I've got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week,

The other two were due last week,

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people’s sleep,

Focus on doing the right things instead of a bunch of things,

So long as your desire to explore is greater than,

Your desire to not screw up,

You're on the right track.