If Sarcasm Didn't Exist
If Sarcasm Didn't Exist


Sarcasm, I do it all the time!
When I'm speaking to my boss, or sucking out lime
"I love maths," is a common line
Which each and every soul uses to their teacher during dine
Some examples are from daily life
The easiest sarcasm is saying "I love you," to a wife
"I love dentists," is another phrase
Which is used very commonly nowadays.
"Morning alarms are useful," oh! Sarcasm so clear
I'll whack you if you say that another time, my dear
"I love it when you snore," oh! I know, it's melodious
That was sarcasm too! Nothings' erroneous
"Morning school is fun indeed,"
We'll all smack you, with our entire junior creed
That's why sarcasm's existence is vital definitely
Or else, we shall all be dead right now, no doubt