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I Almost Got Married
I Almost Got Married
My relatives came to convince me to get married.
"You will have a pretty wife who will look after you and cook food for you," they said.
"I can get a cook," I said.
"You will have a cute son," they said.
"When he cries all night, it won't be any cute," I said.
"Together you people can buy a nice house and big cars too," they said.
"And pay the debt forever?" I asked.
"You will get bored. What will you do alone?"
"I will go on world tours and do my
hobbies."
"Who will look after you in old age?"
"If I survive till old age, I am sure I will have saved enough with my modest bachelor life to afford professional medical care," I said.
"And your family line will end after you die?"
"After I die, I won't be bothered whether my family line turns into Presidents or Orangutans," I said.
"Any other reason why I should marry?" I asked.
They all looked at each other and then left. And to think I almost got married.
