The Ohio Man

Hi I'm the Ohio man yes i was born in Ohio and now i live in Florida

I told everyone in Florida that i was born in Ohio so people called me the Ohio man because i was born in Ohio well my dad was the king of Ohio and my mom was queen of Ohio not really 

my mom and dad are not king and queen of Ohio im just making this up to see how you react and your reaction is probably jealous right ?

Anyway since i live in Florida i see a lot of things that is better than Ohio i love everything in this state sure you can call me the Ohio man who loves Florida but im still the Ohio man a regular Ohio man well i love Ohio but i love Florida too so you can call me half Florida half Ohio man .