Strangest Day Ever!!!

One day, I was hanging out at home with my dad, when he said, Hey kiddo, can you do me a favor? can you run down to the store and pick up some milk? Here's little extra money to pick up something for yourself, too. Yeah, no problem, Dad! see you later! (aimless humming) Man, the sky is getting really cloudy all of a sudden. I don't believe it, it's raining marshmallows! I have a feeling this is going to be a strange day.

Alright, finally made it to the store here's what I can get: milk, root beer, pizza or ice cream. I got some ice cream and pizza! OK, time to head back home hey what's that over there? It's some kind of circus tent with strange noises coming from inside. I'm gonna check in out. Hello? anybody home? hello there I'm an inventor of new groundbreaking technology! I've invented the Time machine, and the machine to contact aliens. And you are the perfect person to test one of them out! Woah this is cool.

you can either choose to contact aliens or travel through time! I choose to travel time! Extraordinary! Just step right up and push this button here! I can't wait to see what happens! I hope it works better than last time. What? ok here goes nothing whoaaah everything's going blurry and getting brighter whooooooah ugggh. Where am I it looks like I time-traveled to the old west looks like there's a salon over there the sign says "sarsaparilla salon". I am going to check it out. Howdy there, pardner I am billy bichbark welcome to the sarsaparilla saloon. I reckon you could use a nice cold sarsaparilla soda.

Take a seat. Here, have a sarsaparilla gulps woo spicy thanks mister don't mention it now how you gonna pay for that there is no way, I am letting you out here till you pay up. oh no! I gotta pay for that drink somehow what should I do? I could give billy some pizza, I give him some pizza it's the food of our times. Here, try this no thank you. I am what they call lactose intolerant, meaning I don't tolerate anything that comes from cows because I don't trust them I don't have money but can I do some work to pay you back. Well, now that you mention it you could keep my customers entertained by going up on that saloon stage over and singing a tune. Sure, you got yourself a deal. I will head over to the stage right now, Hello everyone, I am going to sing you all an old song well I guess to you it might be a new song ok here goes nothing. (throat clear)

Oh! Susanna now don't you cry for me for I come from Alabama with my Banjo on my knee,yeeeee hawwwwww!! that was one heck of a tune of there partner I'd say your sarsaparilla debt is paid, you are free to skedaddle or you could stay here and be our regular headliner singing on stage every night. what an offer? But no thanks I need to go home. see ya 'round now I will just step in to this trusty time machine here, we go again whoaa I made it home right outside my house hey dad I am home! Hey kiddo! did you get the milk I asked for oh no I am sorry that I didn't get it? No problem, I had some it in the back of the freezer after all!

The end!

I had an amazing adventure but my one regret is that I don't bring my dad the milk he asked for.