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“ I am the fastest person on earth I can end a conversation before even starting it... ”

By Meenakshi Shukla

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Never look down,
unless a stranger is approaching you.
Then you bury your head in your phone to hide the awkward eye contact.

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I would settle for the stars if you be my moon...

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I am the fastest person on earth
I can end a conversation before even starting it...

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In pronouncing your name, I savour each syllable, for it's growing taste on my lips never seem to really fade away.

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Disappointment keeps you grounded...

And repeated disappointments bury you under the ground...
long before you die.

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Psychotic, bizarre and a hodgepodge of personalities
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Being Stupid ...it's not one who is ignorant but one who knows all and is still ignorant !

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If someone calls you 'ugly' have a good comeback and say 'excuse me,I am not a mirror'.

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