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Unspoken Laws Of Politics

Unspoken Laws Of Politics

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1st Law of Politics: When there’s nothing left to be said a good politician will take an hour to say it.


2nd Law of Politics: Only when there is absolutely no other option should you revert to the truth.


3rd Law of Politics: Never use plain simple words when there are longer more complex alternatives.


4th Law of Politics: The formula for calculating expenses is your telephone number multiplied by the date.


5th law of Politics: Election promises are only valid on the day they were made.


6th Law of Politics: No matter what the problem is and whosoever caused it the opposition is always to blame.


7th law of Politics: Never ever apologize unless it’s for something that happened at least 20 years before you were born.


8th law of Politics: The only above inflation pay claim that can possibly be justified is your own.


9th Law of Politics: After an election the electorate must be ignored at all costs.


10th Law of Politics: Say yes and you’re promoted say no and you go.


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