Sorry For The Interruption

Mr Wild and Mr Mild were good friends

Mr Wild was from Wildland

Mr Mild was from Softland

Mr Wild was bold & brazen

Mr Mild was soft & brittle

Both got along well because opposites attract

Mr Wild was a potent boaster

Mr Mild was a patient listener

One day Mr Wild boasted "I always have the last word in any argument with anybody in the world, what about you"

Mr Mild gave a meek and modest reply "I always have the last word in any argument with my wife only at home"

Asked Mr Wild, what is the last word?

Replied Mr Mild, "SORRY"!