Oh Dear Baby!

Oh dear baby!

don't say a word,

mom's gonna buy you

a mocking bird.

And if that mocking bird

does not sing,

mom's gonna buy you

a crystal ring.

And if that crystal ring

does not shine,

mom's gonna buy you

a cat named tine.

And if that cat

accidentally dies,

mom's gonna buy you

the longest ties.

And if the longest ties

tear,

mom's gonna buy you

a soft little bear.

And if the bear

isn't furry

mom's gonna give you

all the luxury.