My Cat is Fat

I’ve a cat named Vesters,

And he eats all day.

He always lays around,

And never wants to play.

Not even with a squeaky toy,

Nor anything that moves.

When I have him exercise,

He always disapproves.

So we’ve put him on a diet,

But now he yells all day.

And even though he’s thinner,

He still won’t come and play.