Indian Men Should Marry Alexa

Indian Men

Don’t want a wife

They want a well-behaved programmed robot

A programmed device that can take 100 taunts per day

700 per week

Still smile

Be kind to everyone

Do not shout, cry or express her anger

Play the man’s favorite songs

Recall his meetings

Tell him about his fitness plans

Take care of his parents

Jut like Alexa

A programmed device blending IoT and AI

Which

Plays your favorite songs

Schedule your meetings

Have human like ability to think

In the future, you will have better versions of the same

Alexa will be good to you

No matter what

She would not cry

She would not be angry

She would not express

The reason being

That Alexa is a not a human being

It is a robot

It is a perfect option for

Indian Men

Who cannot accept that a woman can think

Her opinions can be different than yours

My advice to Indian Men

Don’t marry a girl who can think

Who have a mouth to speak

Marry Alexa

You will be happy

She will be happy

What else anyone needs?