ECCENTRIC INDIA

If you call a man "Hey man" you are tolerated

If you call a woman "Hey woman" you are not tolerated

If you call India as Indira you are tolerated

If you call Bharat as Mata you are not tolerated

If you call a spade a spider you are tolerated

If you call a spade a spade you are not tolerated

If you say Indians are secular you are tolerated

If you say Indians are Hindus you are not tolerated

If you say Holy Christ you are tolerated

If you say Holy Cow you are not tolerated

If you say Long live India you are tolerated

If you say Vande Mataram you are not tolerated