Domestic Violence [21st Century]

"I'm pregnant."

That's great.

 

"Why aren't 

you happy?"

 

Bitch, I know 

me

Ain't that child's 

father

At a loss for words, eh?

 

"Oh darling, a woman

Can never be satisfied

With the size of your

Impotent, premature dick.

 

It doesn't hurt when I give

it a blowjob or when

You do anal

But you just cum 

too soon

And too less."

 

I slap her across the face

She kicks me in the ribs

One of her karate chops

Halts just barely in front

of the clavicle in my neck.

 

"Want me to call 

you an ambulance, 

Daddy?

Your obese belly

Unshaved pubic hair

Conical tits,

They all 

disgust me."

 

I push her

Grind her 

stomach by

Punching with 

all the might

The fists of a 

miserable 

shackjob 

can muster

 

She coughs up 

blood and I watch

Her asphyxiate 

on vomit.

I take a 

fountain pen and

Ram the nib 

into her

Misty, jade-green 

Eyes

 

Poised between this 

world and the next

I wonder whether 

I should call

 

Say, "Hey, dude. 

Your girl's dead.

Guess what, 

it's the 

1st of April!"