Art...

Paint my portrait!

Make the face slightly tilted, not straight

Widen that eye!

Nope, art ain't easy as pie!

Dab and flick with some skill

Art............................................................

It ain't too easy

Art............................................................

It ain't easy peasy!

I always think it's a masterpiece until

I spill black paint on the whole thing...

Art............................................................

It ain't too easy

Art............................................................

It ain't easy peasy!

Tie-dye a shirt, but add some excess water

Then apologise over and over to your sopping-wet daughter!

Art............................................................

It ain't too easy

Art............................................................

It ain't easy peasy!