The Chocolate Poem

I’m scoffing lots of chocolate cake,

But not as much as I’d like!!

I’m wolfing it down with a whirl of my spoon,

And it’s flinging up, down, left and right!

It’s hitting the walls and spraying the floor,

It has covered Bessie, our cat.

There’s crumb in my hair and on my mother’s best chair,

And the window’s one chocolate splat.

But faster and faster I shovel it up,

Not bothered I’m missing my chops.

As it drips from my nose and collects in my ears,

Gloop drop from the nose and go plop!

Then too quickly it’s gone, there just was not enough,

As I’d said at the start of this smasher,

With my greedy delight,

Not one spot found on the lamp which was bright!