JOKES AND PUNS FOR KIDS.

Count one to ten; add one and two, you get three.                                     

Subtract two from three, you get one back straight!

Multiply three and three, you get nine that's very fine.

Divide nine by three, answer is three, it's easy peasy!

 

A to Z, these are alphabets in our English language.

'Mummy and daddy I know, we want to learn more,

Life is full of colours and plays, I want to be part of it!'

Jokes and puns are there to share our kids and laugh!

 

Joke is something like a funny story or a tiny trick,

That is said or done in order to make you all laugh;

'She glued her Boss's cup and saucer together'

Laugh as a practical joke, not in a quite serious sense!

 

Pun is a form of wordplay, you can make funny jokes,

Some words sound similar or mean multiple concepts;

'What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

One sells watches and other watches cells, ha! ha!'

 

  Dr C K Krishnaswamy(UK)