Being A Misfit

Shamelessly challenging my family’s patience, I live on,

Not knowing that a laptop can take a screen-shot,

Calling socks - ‘juraab’,

Having a stomach that eating out upsets,

Being a vegetarian,                                      

With loud music making me anxious,

Not responding to all my Whats App messages,

With my neighbours all smarter than me,     

Other vehicles easily overtaking me on the road,

And, continuing to use soap rather than a bathing gel.