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I weigh 200... I weigh 200...

“ I weigh 200 pounds on Earth, and 76 on Mars Therefore, I'm not overweight I'm just on the wrong planet ”

By Vamana Ahuja

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games...until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it's just a soap opera.

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I hate it when I'm singing and the artist gets a word wrong.

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Sorry I couldn't take your call...I was too busy dancing to my new ringtone!

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I'm not afraid of death. I just don't wanna be there when it happens.

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When I die, can someone please keep updating my Instagram? I'd love to freak people out

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