Opposite Day

It's Opposite Day!

It's Opposite Day!

The day to do things

In the opposite way.

I wear my pants backward

My shirt's inside out

I scream to talk softly

I whisper to shout

I frown when I'm happy

I smile when I'm sad

I stand still for dancing

When running I crawl

I claim that it's dark

When it's sunny and bright

If something is black

I insist that it's white.