My Puppy Plays Piano

My Puppy Plays piano.

It's the strangest thing to see.

It seems while I was practicing,

He learned by watching me.

He started out on chopsticks,

Then he learned to play some Bach.

It wasn't long before he knew

The blues and classic rock.

He also taught my kitten how

So they could play duets,

And then they taught guitar and drums

to all my other pets.

They formed a band and practiced hard

And traveled all around,

And instantly got famous

For their catchy "Pet Rock" sound.

They made a smash hit record

And it wasn't very long

Before my pets were millionaires

Because they wrote this song.