Mummy vs Mommy

Have you ever wondered why mummy's are known as mummy when they are nothing compared to our sweet generous mothers. Why do mummy have paper rounded over their bodies when our mothers do not keep a single piece of toilet paper around their feet. mummy are ferocious creatures while our mothers are caring and kind.

But in some ways mummies are like our mothers only, do you know why? As a mummy wear a bandage after dehydration, when the water is sucked out of them and mothers wear a cloth over their heads when the energy is sucked out of them because of us kids