The Invasion Of "U"S And "Ur"S...

The discarded letter Y, upset
Self-righteously began to fret
Mulling over various means and modes
To expose the apostate at cross-roads--
A newfangled "AVATAR" with a penchant
For vowels leaving the Pedagogue trenchant !

Orthography randomly altered sans any concomitant 
Afflicting, in usage, each and every piqued consonant--
Petitioned jointly Goddess Saraswati and the Muse
To henceforth, not appease, inspire or even enthuse
Instead leave the Rebel in confusion-- solely self-wrought
As to whether to say--appropriately--"Y'" or rather "Y not" ?

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