Limericks
Limericks
There was a man who was very foolish
Everyone’s shoes he tried to polish
But one shoe he found too big
The one that belonged to a pig
So from that day, he’s using nail polish
There was an old lady who made horrible tea
So horrible that it paralysed me
The tea had old shoes and stinky socks
Keys and pencils and rusty locks
I wonder what else she puts in that tea
There was a guy who was a millionaire
His money with nobody did he share
But one day all his money flew out of the window
It was all eaten by a hungry dingo
He now hides his money in his hair
Nick was a stick who was not so quick
He danced and sang and did a trick
He threw himself at everyone
But he was a stick and not a bun
That is why they all hated Nick!
There was this purple dog who hit
My grey hair with a candle lit
My hair burst into flames
But there is no one who blames
That purple dog for his hit!
Not only is my classmate a nerd
But is also a clever cowherd
Who makes his cows learn math
Makes science for them a wrath
But they never find him absurd
Ricky thought he was Robin Hood
But God had made him for no good
In a river he lost the gold
And broke the king’s chef’s mould
I say, what a marvellous ‘Robin Hood’!
A fox and an alarm clock
Quietly went near the dock
Where there was a ship with the Jolly Roger flying high
And bombs blasting in the sky
Which chased away the fox and the alarm clock!