My Best Homework Excuses

I cannot do my homework

I need to check my mail

I cannot do my homework

I need to buy a dress because there is a huge sale

I cannot do my homework

I need to check the messages on my phone

I cannot do my homework

Definitely not alone

I cannot do my homework

I want to watch T.V.

I cannot do my homework

Because Google won't help me

I cannot do my homework

It's simply too hard

I cannot do my homework

I need to write my friend a birthday card

I cannot do my homework

My dog ate it all up

I cannot do my homework

I want to go to this new night club

Now I hope that my teacher understands why I simply cannot do my homework

And if she doesn't I will stand tall on my feet

And this poem I shall repeat