Disney's Darkside 1: Pooh

Pooh and his friends gave you company while going to bed

But did you realize that all of them got some serious mental defects?

Kanga called the doctor and doctor said

Social anxiety disorder I dread

Winnie the Pooh and his friends were way over their heads

Accompany them on their bizarre adventures through the book you just read

Piglet called the doctor and the doctor said

You are suffering from general anxiety my friend I dread

Eeyore, Tigger, and Owl were jumping on the bed

All fell down and hurt their head

Pooh called the doctor and doctor said, depression, ADHD and dyslexia I dread

Winnie the Pooh was searching for honey to be fed

He fell from the tree branch as he was a naughty little Ted

Christopher called the doctor and the doctor said

All these characters are only in your head…