Just Chat (Boss and Employee)

Interview

'Hey you have got a very impressive resume!' 

'I know I wish I could say the same!'

'You have got skills, you know excel! You are hired! What else you need to get hired?! Look at me just on the basis of Excel I have become a team leader.' 

'Our company would be lucky to have you, before you will have to sign a pledge as below.........

I Empi who took my interview will always have my back and I will bring lunch for him. I will first share any company information with him if I have any. I will always talk good about him. I will not be loyal to company but to my leader. I will make sure to not surpass my leader in company meetings'

'Yes, I am ready to sign this pledge if you sign my pledge as below......

I Boss who took interview of Empi will always have my back. I will always share inside company information with Empi first. I will recommend Empi always if there is a situation of promotion. I will always talk good about Empi. I will always be loyal to Empi and not company. I will always get Empi's personal expenses reimbursed showing as company expenses. I will not pressurise Empi for work. I will not assign him any work beyond excel......'

'Yeah Empi, ready to sign this........!!!!!!!

Welcome on board!!!!!........