Hanumanism

I ordered the words to get into formation. After all, not for nothing one writing portal has named me Literary Colonel. The world of readership has to be stormed out of their slavery. Indeed, they have become a slave to OTT platforms, shorts, reels and the line between real and the reels have become a blur now. The only learning that takes place is from the WhatsApp university where fake news, degrees and certificates have become the order of the day. The concentration duration has been reduced to nano -ness. It has now become the age of instant gratification. Instagram to insta-mart, delivery in ten minutes, blinkit or not, the enemy has become almost indefeasible.  

What shall be the strategy? Unlike the Abhimanyu one has to come out of it alive. No point in becoming a martyr in today’s world. The writer has to realize the Hanuman in him. In this Ramrajya the other day didn’t the finance minister appealed to the “Hanumanism” lying dormant in the corporate honchos. In the same way I need to tap into my inner Hanuman and rescue the readership from the grip of hydra-headed Ravanas referred to above. 

To take the reader along I need to elaborate on this hanumanism so that they are on the same page with me. According to wikepedia the credit for this term goes to the present-day Sitha for coining this term. This term applies only to believers. There is this inner resource waiting to be tapped. Hanumanism represents this resource and one has to unleash it. Then one come to the rescue of: be it Sitha, economy, geeks of Bangalore who got trapped in the city floods or PM in waiting Khajoorwala. Chanting Hanuman Chalisa helps as we have seen in the empiric example of Khajoorwala who from a humble servant of the government has now the government in his command. It should be noted that this inner property applicable only to Indian who have addicted to the mythologies. It is also believed that there is no cure for this addiction seen in any classical text of the country. If it is not there it doesn’t exist. In terms of the size Hanumanism runs into gegabytes or more. In India today it is a safe bet against bhakts. Of course, the godmen will pooh pooh this term as they didn’t coin it in the first place. 

Having dipped into my own Hanumanism I was able to order the words who quickly formed into sentences. With that my own tension eased up a bit. I was able to think more clearly and wondered what shall be the name of this storm I am about to unleash. Considering the current preference of the audience, it has to be a Hindutva name. One needs to keep in mind that recent hits like Bahubali and triple R or the Bollywood Brahmastra double up on the majority sentiment. A social media movement by the name #oscarforramcharan has also got started where the actor almost mutates into Lord Ram in the climax scene and take the white Ravanas into pieces. Just that mutation by itself deserves an Oscar. One-sixth of humanity that is the Indians are yet to capture Oscar award committees otherwise it would have been a foregone decision to award Oscar for the magical performance of the one who mutated into Lord Ram. 

Talking of Hanumanism one needs to take note and celebrate the exemplary achievement of the world second richest man from our very own India who not only tapped into that inner energy but has manifested the same into green power, solar power and name it he has got a piece of pie in everything he ‘crooks’ up. Some critics opine that this phenomenon is a bubble waiting to burst. We will worry when this happens but as well enjoy the achche din at present. 

As I was under the enthral of this phenomenon called Hanumanism, my words and sentences became a book that became the instant best seller. I decided to call it by the very word Hanumanism. Netflix and Amazon were on a queue to buy the OTT rights for the book. Critics predicted the serialisation of the book would become the GOA-OTT, that is greatest of all OTT serials even better than the GOT(Game of Throne) itself. 

The age of India has finally come. India is now the Viswaguru. It started with population. Soon Indians will populate, name any fields except science. Science is not a subject liked by Indians. We prefer the art of living.