Becca's Jokes

Becca loved to laugh. She also knew many ways and jokes to make a person laugh. While, Becca was working in her office. Her boss came to her as her boss knew that she's the most funny one in the office and sadly said," Becca, Due to some circumstances, my child: Groovy isn't laughing. She's just sitting in one corner and writing a diary. Please help me, I can't see my daughter sad like this".

Becca already knew many ways to make Groovy's mood happy. Becca said," OK Boss!!! Tonight I'll come with many surprises for Groovy." Thanking Becca, boss went to his cabin. The day passed and it was night, Becca dressed herself as a clown and went to her boss's house. Becca went to Groovy and said," Hey!! Groovy. Today we'll have a grand joke party. Ok so are you excited people???"Boss said," Yes of course"!!!

JOKE 1; Crowny: What are you doing?

Browny: I'm recording this baby's voice.

Crowny: Why?

Browny: When he will grow up, I'll ask him what he meant by this!!😂😂😂

Boss laughed loudly but Groovy was sad 

JOKE 2; Boss, tell me why do we write etc. at the end of the answer?

Boss: Don't know!!

Becca: I'll tell!! It means E= End Of. T=Thinking. C= Capacity!!!

Boss grew out laughing but Groovy was the same.

JOKE 3; During studying,

1) I know this 2) I know this 3) I know this nicely 4) No need of seeing this.

During exams,

1) I don't know 2) I don't know 3) I don't know this as well 4) I didn't saw this kind of question earlier 

During results,

1) Mark gone 2) Mark gone 3) Mark gone again 4) I knew that it will go in this one.

Boss laughed loudly and groovy had a small smile on her face. 

JOKE 4; Very serious question,

If child labour is a crime , why do teachers give so much homework? 

Groovy smiled.

JOKE 5; Murder of English:

1) Open the window, Let the airforce come in!!

2) Will you hang the calendar or else I'll hang myself?

3)Both of you stand together separately.

4)Pick up the papers and fall in the dustbin 

5)Why are you looking at the monkeys outside if I'm inside??

6)Give me a blue pen of any colour.

7)I have 7 daughters!! Both are girls.

8)The principal is revolving around the corridor. 

9) All of you stand in a straight circle.

Groovy burst out laughing. When the boss saw groovy laughing he was happy. He promoted Becca. And now everyone was happy!!