A Funtastic Day

Ron was a naughty boy! He would do naughtiness in every situation! 

On a boring day, Ron was reading a story book. His mother, Jessy, came to him.

Jessy: Ron, Are you bored?

Ron: No, I'm enjoying my book! But, I think today's day is boring for you!

Jessy: No, I was saying that let's come from the park near our house! We'll do a small picnic there! 

Ron: Hmm.. I'm not bored! But, if you're going then I'll surely come! Ok! Wait! Let me come from bath and where are the new clothes Mom which we bought the last week?

Jessy: You took bath in morning only! And what's the need of new clothes? We are going for enjoyment and picnic in the park, not the inauguration of it! 

Ron: Mom, you're very much old- fashioned! Let's go!

Jessy and Ron left for the park. Many people were present in the park including little children, kids and their mom's and some old people.

Jessy: Look! There's grass!

Ron: Mom! I know how grass looks like!

Jessy: Fool! I mean there's grass for us to sit!

Ron: Ohh.. why don't you say the complete sentence?

Jessy: Sorry God!

Ron: It's okay!

Jessy spread the mat on the grass and Ron sat on it. Soon, Ron opened a bag in which all of his toys and comics were present.

Jessy: What's this? We've came for a picnic not a world tour?

Ron: But mom! You also brought a bag no? 

Jessy: My God! This bag contains food and snacks for us! They are important for a picnic!

Ron: Hmm.. Toys and comics are also important! 

Jessy: Okay! Leave me! 

Ron: How I'll leave you? I haven't hold your hand!

Jessy: Ron!!!!

Ron: Sorry! Sorry.. Mommmmmmmm!!!! 

Jessy: What's this Mommmmmmmm?

Ron: Just leave that and give me snacks!

Jessy: You should say please also!

Ron: Please Mom!! Is it okay, My lord?

Jessy: Yes, My honour!

Ron ate the snacks.

Ron: My stomach is full mom!

Jessy: Do one thing, stand up and run!

Ron: Why? Any marathon is organised in the park?

Jessy: No!! Run so that your food should get digested fast!

Ron: Fine!

Ron ran and ran.

Jessy: That's enough!

Ron: Mom, I ran so much that I'm hungry now!

Jessy: I said you to run to digest your food and you're hungry again?

Ron: Correct, My lord!

Jessy: Shut up! The food is over! Who said to run this much!?

Ron: You! 

Jessy: Ron, what should I do with you!! Let's do one thing! You go and slide on the slide.

Ron: Nice idea! 

Ron went on the slide. Ron was sliding when Jessy remembered her childhood and she also went on the slide. But Phewwww!!! Bad luck... The slide was very thin as compared to Jessy!

Ron: Mom! You aren't a kid! And you can't slide! Ha ha ha...

Jessy: Our government should make slides even more wider! These slides are very thin!

Ron: Mom, slides aren't thin, you're fat!! 

Jessy: Shut up!! And it's enough, the picnic is over, let's go home!

Ron: So early?

Jessy: My child, 4 hours isn't early! 

Ron: Hmmm.. let's go.

Ron and Jessy returned to their home. Ron was tired but a lot more hungry! And Jessy had to dive in the kitchen to make food for foody, Ron!! 

Ron screamed," Really, Today was a Funstastic Day!!!"